So, the end of the world is tomorrow (December 21 is tomorrow, today being the 20th). If you're reading this and it's already the 22nd then I would have to assume the world didn't end on the 21st and the Mayans would be called dirty stinking liars. Okay maybe not the Mayans, but certainly the ones who translated the Mayan hieroglyphics didn't understand correctly.
Regardless, here's my schedule for the end of the world
5:15 am hit the snooze button on my alarm
5:20 am realize I hit the snooze button and that means the world hadn't ended yet.
5:30 am get up and brush my teeth and whatever else I need to do while my wife is taking her bath
5:45 am realize the world didn't end while I was brushing my teeth mutter under my breath
5:47 am make coffee
5:50 am look outside to see if the rogue planet is going to hit us, see nothing but stars.
5:55 am wash my wife's travel cup so she can drink and drive (she drinks COFFEE with cream and splenda)
6:15 am realize the world has not ended yet and mutter at the dog
6:20 am kiss my wife good bye before she drives off to work possibly for the last time (make it a good kiss)
6:22 am look up to see if the rogue planet had shown up yet, see something, nope just a bird.
6:30 am take my shower
6:40 am realize the world didn't end mutter at the cats
7:30 am drive to work - mutter at the other drivers
7:45 am stop at the store and buy sun screen (spf 1000 should be sufficient)
8:00 am to 12:30 (noon 30) work and realize the world didn't end (mutter at my computers)
12:30 to 1:30 pm eat lunch
1:30 pm realize the world had not ended and figure it's not going to happen.
1:30 pm - 5:00 pm work work work work work
5:01 pm world ends
It would just figure that the world would hold together until you're finished at work.
1 comment:
Ha! Of course it would end just when work does.
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